With everything going green and oil prices going up every week or so, I had an idea. With elections just around the corner, I thought it would be wise for the next president to adopt an environmental policy that would ease the financial pains of Americans. One way is to recycle everything we use. And I mean EVERYTHING. From that apple core, to that plastic water bottle. From that those grass clippings, to the poop we flush down the toilet everyday.

With more than 300 million people in this country, that is a lot of poop! Instead of taxing our food supply to make bio-fuel, we should be using our sewage to fuel our cars. If we can do with cows, why not humans? Even GM has found out that recycling is not only good for the environment but it’s also good for the bottom line. Now if the government will provide some sort of incentive programs to the average American, we wouldn’t have to rely on the Middle East or any conflicted nation for oil.

We can make plastics out of plants. We have for option for electricity, from solar to geothermal. This is supposed to be the future for Cheese and Rice! The faster we can get through the energy crisis, the faster we can get flying cars and holograms!